What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

Why do I have an itch in my labia, white gooey and thick discharge which doesn't have a smell but my vagina does sometimes and both me and my partner do not have STDs, what is it?

He : Tea ?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Why do I feel so lazy every time I get into my room?

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

He : I'm 24.

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

There's no way Republican Trump won all seven swing states. How was he able to cheat and steal the election?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me : Because it's month of August.

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

How do I develop the patience to read books?

Me : I don't drink

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Do married men like sucking dick?

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

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He : Then let's have some coffee

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Sure.

How do I convince flat earthers that the earth is round?

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

Me : I don't drink coffee also

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I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

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Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

Me : Thank you.

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

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He : So, are you seeing someone?

He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

I am skinny, I have been doing 100 pushups a day for more than a month and am seeing very few results, everything is so unfair, I workout more than anyone I know and am still skinny, why cant I build muscle?

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

Why is every human messed up in some way?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

Why are European countries warning European travelers to be careful traveling to the United States?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No

What are you struggling with in your life? What would you like to have instead?

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

He : Btw, you're really pretty.